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Total Medals Earned: 364 (From 92 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,665 Points

Score!

Medals Earned: 7/21 (45/380 points)

Deaf 5 Points

The sound of silence...

Hospitalized 5 Points

Let's take this outside!

Scooter Rooter 5 Points

Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.

Thirsty 5 Points

Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!

Violence 5 Points

Put em up.

Booze Hound 10 Points

Drink til you drop.

Hungry 10 Points

They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!

Frotteurism 5 Points

It's just too hard to resist...

Quitter 5 Points

Only losers give up and go home alone.

Rejection 5 Points

Love hurts.

The Flash 5 Points

Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!

Alpha Male 10 Points

Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.

Beached As 10 Points

Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!

Cock Block 10 Points

Chicks before dicks.

Sleazebag 10 Points

Can anyone say... Date rape?

Experimenting 25 Points

Proven to double your chances!

Multicultural 25 Points

Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!

True Gentleman 25 Points

Treat her like a lady.

2's Company 3's... 50 Points

...a hell of a good time!

Casanova 50 Points

There's clearly no one that you can't please!

Score! 100 Points

You are officially the master of scoring!

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/425 points)

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Spewer

Medals Earned: 7/7 (210/210 points)

Burp 5 Points

Complete the first chapter.

Airhead 10 Points

Complete the second chapter.

Architect 10 Points

Complete a level made in the map editor.

Rocket Sauce 10 Points

Complete the third chapter.

Gishy 25 Points

Complete the fourth chapter.

Conclusion 50 Points

Complete the final chapter.

Perfectionist 100 Points

Complete the bonus chapter.

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/200 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Occasional Smoker 10 Points

Score 50 points in easy mode.

2 pack-a-day 25 Points

Score 50 points in medium mode.

Chain Smoker 50 Points

Score 50 points in advanced mode.

Full-Time Addict 100 Points

Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Street Fighter Collab

Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/375 points)

Domestic Violence 25 Points

X marks the spot!

Tiger Nipples 25 Points

Give 'em a pinch!

Tiger Uppercut 25 Points

Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!

Turtles 25 Points

Nobody likes a turtle!

Yodelay-hee-hoo! 25 Points

Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!

Ono Boners 50 Points

Oh Ono!

Bloodshot 100 Points

Watch the whole thing without skipping.

Egg Hunter 100 Points

Find all the secret movies!

T E T R I S ' D: The Game

Medals Earned: 4/15 (20/325 points)

'My Up Key is Jammed!' 5 Points

Survive 15 seconds without jumping.

Tetris'd 5 Points

Die by getting squished.

That Was Useful 5 Points

Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.

Well Educated 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial.

Competing 5 Points

Submit your score.

One Wrong Move 5 Points

Die by falling off the edge.

Still Alive 5 Points

Stay alive for 50 block-drops

Addicted 10 Points

Play the game for at least 20 minutes.

I'm Not Stopping 10 Points

Stay alive for 100 block-drops.

Leap, Kangaroo 10 Points

Jump 50 times in one game.

Total Showoff! 10 Points

Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.

Dodgelicious 25 Points

Stay alive for 250 block-drops.

Smooth Moves 25 Points

Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.

Ninja 100 Points

Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.

True G4m3r 100 Points

Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.

Tankmen 2: The Chase

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)

88MPH 10 Points

You know I'm a sucker for Back To The Future references!

Bullseye 10 Points

Fire the cannon five times without missing

Marathon 50 Points

Reach 42195m

Tax Time!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points

Forgo your worldly posessions.

Stick it to the Man! 25 Points

Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.

Auto Recall 50 Points

Send a Lexus back to the shop.

The Best Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)

Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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The Breach

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)

20 Kills 5 Points

Kill 20 enemies

Kill First Boss 10 Points

Kill the first boss

Game Complete 25 Points

Complete the game

Kill 3rd Boss 25 Points

Kill the 3rd Boss

20 Stars 50 Points

Obtain 20 stars